Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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