are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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