Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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