Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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