when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
