Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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