At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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