Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Girls should come with a carfax report
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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