So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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