And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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