bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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