is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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