You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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