this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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