I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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