Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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