So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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