Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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