i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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