best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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