i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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