Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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