can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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