: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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