did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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