IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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