I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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