real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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