Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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