we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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