you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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