Can Purell be used as lube?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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