I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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