She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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