I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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