I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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