: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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