Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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