I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Randomize
