matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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