My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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