She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
