I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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