I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize