i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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