he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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