He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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