I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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