my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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