yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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