If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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