so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You left your phone here
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