Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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