So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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