But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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